Marriage? Those goofy kids aren’t really thinking about marriage already, are they? Geez, Kim and Kanye haven’t even tied the knot yet, and after like a month of New Year’s kisses and nauseatingly cute karaoke dates, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are throwing around the “M” word? So says UK gossip rag The Sun, anyway, who claims the rapidly accelerating intimacy of the couple (currently on vacay in the Virginia Isles) is causing Taylor’s dad Scott Kingsley Swift (great pop dad name) some worry. To quote:

He likes Harry but he wants them to slow down and take things easy. It’s clear to everyone they are smitten with one another and already talking about marriage. He doesn’t want them to split up as fast as they’ve got together and for Taylor to end up devastated.